June 2009
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Sarah's Getting Married!
And I have to buy a new dress!
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You know when you hear girls say ah, I was so drunk last night, I...
– Superbad
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Bitch Got Fired
So thanks to Jezebel for this glorious article.
From: “Keith Lewis“Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:19:18 -0700To: Carrie PrejeanSubject: FW: Messages
Carrie,
The Style Network has asked to schedule a general meeting. Generals in the entertainment field are an opportunity for casting and producing executives to gain a better understanding of a potential talents range and demeanor in...
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The Webutante Ball
So went shmoozing at the fancy schmancy to-cool-for-school party that was The Webutante Ball last night and had a awesome time! Mainly I concentrated on drinkiing my $12 glass of wine very slowly and roboting in corner with fellow interns. And wierdly enough saw a buddy from my producing class, who also tore it up on the dance floor. Also, just to throw it out there, you can’t wear...
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Referring to That Picture Directly Below
Mom: Why is your cheek so shiny?
Krutika: Cause you made me brown Mom.
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CBS says that they see light at the end of the tunnel, recession and ad revenue...
– Richard Lawson in Defamer’s Trade Roundup. CBS jokes never get old.
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danmeth:
Phone Sex Pranks: Early 90’s Slang
College Humor asked me to animate this 100% real prank call by comedian Gil Ozeri to a phone sex hotline. You might want to plug in your headphones for this one, as the audio borders on NSFW.
This video is da bomb!
oh man. just….awesome
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I’m gonna get the wedding dress, then I’m gonna have a baby and then...
– LIz Lemon, 30 Rock
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May 2009
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Yet another reason NYU students have a bad name.
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Huh. Go Figure. I go to a Fake Ivy.
25 New Ivies
Newsweek
The nation’s elite colleges these days include more than Harvard, Yale and Princeton. Why? It’s the tough competition for all the top students. That means a range of schools are getting fresh bragging rights.
You could call it a classic case of supply meeting demand. A generation ago, elite schools were a clearly defined group: the eight schools in the Ivy...
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Nail in the Coffin of T:SCC →
Sad but hey, looking forward to the next Friedman collaboration.
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Old School Sesame Street →
HELL YES
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Whedonites Will Burn LA to the Ground →
Bahahahaha, I can’t stop laughing
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What’s tiramisu? Some girl’s gonna want me to do that to her and I...
– Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle
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20 Songs About Cunnilingus →
Epic, thanks Jez. I only have one addition: Kiwi by Maroon Five. Seriously, “Your juice is dripping down my chin” totally desreves on this list.
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WTF
What happened between yesterday and today that dropped my tumblarity a bajillion points? I hate this feature.
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Glee Promo
Um, so I thought I wouldn’t like this, even after some of favorite critics said it was best pilots of the upfronts. But frankly, it was delightful. It was corny, and sweet, and more importantly mocking and sharp. Funny zingers, perfectly nostalgic, and really really endearing. I’m looking forward to seeing more of it, hopeful it gets a good season one run on FOX, but I don’t...
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Best of Craig's List-Time Machine →
kgawker:
Totally irrelevant except that I found it at work. It is awesome and will also make you go WTF?
Reblogged cause now I have a blog for this stuff and don’t have to clutter up my work one. Also, It’s AWESOME
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Oh my god. SNL was on and I genuinely laughed all the way through one whole sketch. Thanks Trebek :)
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Puke in My Mouth →
I thought this was awesome and then I realized it was an ad. I’m really sad about that.
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Josh Friedman is a Classy Dude
one last thing from josh friedman.
Posted on May 18th, 2009 by hadley
By now most of you have heard the news that T:SCC is cancelled. I received a call earlier today from Peter Roth at Warner Bros. and I appreciate both his personal and professional support throughout this show’s life. I know a lot of you are angry about the cancellation and want to find a place to direct your anger and to that...
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Gossip Girl season finale. AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
That was me the whole episode. I.AM.SO.SATISFIED. Thanks for that perfect picture of high school nostalgia. Way to call everyone out writers. I really appreciate that you were like, oh hey charcaters, just wanted to remind you that you’re awful people. and we LOVE it. Lil Lils and Rufie got engaged, but nobody cared by then. Blair chose Jenny and...
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Renewal Watch!
Okay we have the good, the bad and the ugly TV afficinados, let’s talk about our favorite bubble shows.
First: Chuck picked up by NBC for a shortened thirteen episode third season. Which is fine by me because I think condensing the show will allow it some real momentum that won’t be slowed by filler episodes and endless scenes of Chuck telling us he wants to be normal (I love you...
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House Finale
Okay, here goes another finale recap. Let me start by saying GOD DAMN. This whole season lacked the direction and focus that the overarching storyline needs to create the depth in what otherwise would simply be a procedural show. The House/Cuddy tension was great all season, but for it not to peak in the finale? I know House has to ruin everything, but that he made everything up? The detoxing,...
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What will you find at an NYU party?
A smorgashboard of things including a man/boy/hipster hybrid that hand made a centaur costume and decided that was the outfit to wear to a raucous 21st. I’m going to see if i can find an acutal picture of this creature, but until then statisfy yourselves with this accurate approximation.
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What comes before Part B? PARTAAAY!
– Turk and J.D. Scrubs season one
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Scrubs First Season
Marathon day baby. I heart Scrubs. Especialy this first season, it’s so awkward and clunky with it’s overuse of wacky sound effects. It’s so fucking endearing.
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Tumblarity
I’d like to report that I am ranked just above fuckyeahstalin. Awkard.
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Dane Cook is Still a Douche! →
kgawker:
HELL YES! I got my name on it and it’s an above the header bar top story!
Great Sucess!